Sorry ah people,
Had been busy working these few days.

Started working station yesterday,
Which is to stand there and promote YEO'S products.
Hoho.
Got one person, today, come to me, ask the price, then,
" Give me 10 cartons ".
I was like, WTF !
And so, i carried the cartons for her.
I thought she was aged and would buy a carton or two,
Then, TEN !
Walao,
Zhen ren bu mao siang.
HAHAHA!

Will update moreee,
I'm at allen's house,
And he wants to use it. -.-

Byeees.

Today, something happened.
Something amazing, something that no one could anticipate.

I BOUGHT A NOVEL !



Hohoho.
It's Timebomb by Gerald Seymour.
Gerald Seymour sounds like " Gerald, SAY MORE! "
Kinda like asking him to write more books.
Hahs.

&& Actually, the book cost like 37 bucks.
Then i went to the counter and asked if there was any new books.

" Got new one anot this book ? "

"Wait ah, i check. "

*Few moments later.

" Have, at Plaza Sing. If you want, we can transfer it over here. "

" Huh, got any extra charges ? "

" No. "

*Third person comes in.

" Okay la, why not we give you a 10% discount on this book ? Then we can save the trouble of transferring it over. "

*SMILES WIDELY and agrees straight away.

The Price tag actually states 33 bucks.
Then they say is 37 bucks.
Then got discount.
Then 30 bucks.
WOAH.
I saved 7 bucks sia.
LOSL.

I'm a typical SINGAPOREAN.
Well, maybe not.

Okays, i'm going to sleep already.
It's late.
Ohmy.

Yes yes,
Results are coming out soon.
Real soon.
In less than 24 hours, i will get to know how i did in my O' level examinations. 
 
*After half an hour.

Ohshit.
I wandered around in other people's blogs.

*After another half an hour.

Shit man, i seriously went to blog hop again.
Sigh.
It's hard to find people who loves to blog la.
Hoho.

*Whispers to readers, " I NEVER TAGGGGG AT ALL ! "

*coughs.

Peace.

Okay, i'm gonna give a warning first.
I'm going to rant about something here.
So, if you dont like it, just close the window.

FUCK LAAAAA.
WHY MY HEADPHONE SPOILLLLLL.
NBCB.
60PLUS BUCKS LEHHHHH.
WALAOOOOOOO.
MUST WASTE TIME GO FIX ALREADY LAAAAAAAAAA.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

I'm done.
*Gives sinister smile.

Okay, it all happened yesterday when i was happy in the morning going to work.
I was walking to the bus stop, then i saw a bus approaching.
So, i ran.
*Pants.
Being still gan chiong,
i went up to the bus.
Then,
My headphone's wire got pulled by the bus railings.
I thought nothing happened.
Went in, started to listen to music,
ONE SIDE GOT NO SOUNDDDD ONEEEE!
WALAOAOAOAOAOAOAA.
FUFUFUFUCKCKCKC.

Sibei shag.
65 bucks sia.
Heng when i went to work, Guohao reminded me of the warranty.
*Relieved.

Haiya, money difficult earn la.
I dont wanna spend my hard-earned money on fixing the headphones.
Sobs.

Have to head down to ubi on monday already.
Heng near my house.

._.

Roars.
 

Yeah.
Back to work again.
Today, i'm damn damn happy !
Cause the first stop is at Bedok, Second one at Tampines !
So near la!
Hahs.

So, took some pictures of my working buddies.
They're such jokers.
Esp GuoHao and Kangyu.
They're from JC, waiting for results.

Jokers cause,
GuoHao, this guy can like speak with China's people's accent whenever he wants to. SO ALIKE TO THE ACCENT LA.
KangYu, the " please leh " guy.
LOL.

So here are the pictures.


From Left : Lim, KangYu, GuoHao.
Busy eating their breakfast.
Hahaa.
Woah, GuoHao diao me siaaaa!
LOL.


Woah, GuoHao rich one bodohhh !
Take out wallet show off sia!
LOL.


Yes, this is the face that KangYu makes that never fails to make me laugh.
So funny la he.
Actually, this is not the original version.
The real one, got 2 buckteeth coming out one.
Just imagine.
LOL.

Ohyeah, look at KangYu's Tshirt.
It says " I AM A... "
I was wearing the purple gorilla shirt which has a BIG " GORILLA" WORD.
So, i went to him and stood beside him.
Then... " I AM A GORILLAA ! "
LOL LAA.
Hahs.

And poor him, kena two times accident.
We were like throwing the cartons cause its' light, and we need to pass the cartons to pack.
Then he looked at me, i thought i can throw already.

*KangYu turns back.

" Ahhhhh ! Walan eh ! "

He fell to the ground because i threw the carton at him, and it kena his back.
LOL.

Accident number two.
The guys were like pushing a metal "box" the we placed the carton of drinks inside.
And so,

*Pushing
*Pushing.
And KangYu was behind the box, then slowly, when they pushed, he slowly slowly kena trapped between the box and the pallets.
Then, they never see, they continued pushing.

" AHHHHHHH ! "
*Gives dulan face.
" Fuck la ! Never see i there ah? "

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL.
I was there laughing and looking at them.

Then i went up to him, " Eh, dont angry nehh ! "
*KangYu gives dulan face.
*ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

So funny la today.

Ohyes, fuck buses and people who chiong in the bus.
Because of that, my headphones were spoilt.
FUCKKCKCKCKCKKC.
Must go fix.
Heng got warranty.
If not i will die of sadness.

Hahs.
That;s aalllll !

Oh yes, i'm starting to see faithful readers on my blog.
LOL.
*Gets the shiok feeling.

Okay, lame.
Fine.

Sigh.
Heard about a Brother's friend's death.
Was really shocked and stunned for words.
At a prime age of 19 years old.
He left the world.

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?

I seriously dont get it at all.
Why is this world like that?
Ever so malicious, ever so violent.,
Ever so chaotic, ever so unpredecented?
Sigh. 
Condolence to the family members of the friend. 

I'm just feeling so anguished. 
Being unable to do anything to stop the tragedy sucks. 
Why cant there be peace? 
Just because of  something like , " I stare at you, you stare at me, you not happy, i also not happy " . 
You people killed him. 
Fuck.

Seriously, what is this world coming to?
This is fucking bullshit man.

Anguished ,
Bitch-ed ,
Cornered ,
Destroyed ,
Ended ,
Fucked-up ,
Gore-d ,
Hounded ,
Intimidated ,
Juiced ,
Killed ,
Lonely-ed ,
Murdered ,
Neglected ,  
Ostracized ,
Pushedaround ,
Quashed ,
Regretted ,
Silenced ,
Takenforgranted ,
Underestimated ,
Violent-ed ,
Weighteddown ,
X-tremed ,
Yelled ,
Zzz-ed .

Rest in peace, my friend.
I may not know you, but i feel much for you.
Sigh.

Justlikethat,
It's all over.

Yayeeee!
Started work today.
It was at Bedok's Sheng Siong.
It was greeeaaat !
Well, kinda.

Job scope is to go to a supermaket., Then EVERY Yeo's product, we have to carry them by hand and then arrange it so it would look nice.
" It's easy what ! " Says someone.
Wait till u see the pictures.

Ahh!
Here it is.



Just look at how many carton of drinks we carried by hand.
I tell you, CAN DIE ONE AH !
Lets calculate how much weight we actually carried.

Bright red carton : 6Kg.
Others : 5.5 kg.

There were 3 types of "bright red carton" drinks.
And for each type, it's 165 in quantity.
For others, got about 4 types. Also 165 in quantity.

Calculation : 6Kg X 165 cartons X 3 types + 5.5kg X 165 cartons X 3 types
= 5692.5Kg.

FIVE TON LEHHHHH !
ALL BY HAND !

And i havent counted the ones at the second level of Sheng Siong.
If i'm not wrong, It should be the same weight as the one i counted.
So, just double the weight i calculated.

ELEVEN TONS.
ELEVEN TONS.! CAN YOU IMAGINE?!

But ah, the sense of satisfaction is shiok one lor.
Later you will know.

Ohya, Sheng Siong people are Fucktards.
Kpoh, unwilling to help, attitude problem, KAOPEIKAOBU.

I tell you why.
We were stacking up the pallets on the scond floor of Sheng Shiong.
We all damn dulan cause the thing's not going according to plan.
But we already did like 2 pallets already.
Then,

" Eh. got gap leh! Can put properly anot? Later fall on people how? "
THEN DONT WANNA HELP.
STAND THERE LOOK LOOK SEE SEE.
THEN THE FACE JIAO BIN.
FUCK.

" Eh ! You stack to high ah? Later fall how? Later people cannot take! "
*Then walks away.
What the fuck.
Kpkb sia.
Cannot stand it.

Ben also dulan.
Tong buey tiao ah.
Maybe one day i cannot stand it, i will smack their balls, and ask them to do it.
Bullshit.

*Phew.

Well, It's all over for Bedok Interchange's Sheng Shiong !

P.S : EVERY CARTON OF YEO'S DRINK YOU BUT FROM BEDOK, ARE TOUCHED BY ME. HAHAHHA.

Why i say the job's satisfying?
Just look.



Ben expressing his love for the Yeo's drinks.
LOL.

It's satisfying.

Hahs, that's all babes!
Will update more about tomorrow's work.
Weees!

Byyee.

Weeee!
Maybe i shouldnt even wee, cause i got woke up by a terrible pain in my abdomen.
Then lao sai-ed. -.-
Not once, not twice, BUT TRICE!
And because the thing that's making me lao sai is spicy, my sai kang is like, HOT ALSO.
PAIN ONE LOR! 

Why?
Because i ate the MEGA MCSPICY the day before.
Not saying anything about Mr Ronald Macdonald's shop, but it's just too spicy for me.
WALAOOOO!

Sigh.
To you,
I'm sorry okayys.?
Not that i didnt want to go, but the stomachache is seriously making me uncomfortable.
I promise you, i will go there once i have time okayys!
imy!
:D

So, met BRO A & BRO B when i was feeling better.
Ate MAC AGAIN.
Walao.
I'm gonna get sick of it.
SO FATTENING LAA!
 
And guess what, Cheryl the Round, wants to meet me and Allen to eat KFC for tomorrow's breakfast.
WHAT THEEEEEE!
I dont care ahhh!
Not going to eat that lor!
._.

Gonna start work tomorrow!
Excited la!
$.$

&& there's gonna be a class reunion tomorrow !
Dont know if i'm going or not.
Cause people are like coming to me and asking me to go.
Sigh, that's for being POPULAR !
LOLLOOOLOLOLOLLOL !
I'm like seriously laughing my ass off la.
Hahas!
 
&& i'm getting more hyper in my conversations.
CHERYL LAAA!
INFLUENCE MEEE.
We belong to a group of hyperieees! ( Hyp.Per.Rees.)

Hyperies - A group of people whose minds are filled with crazy stuffs and ideas that people who make contact with them may deem them to be on the verge of becoming insane.

WOODBRIDGE'S THE PLACE TO BE!
LOL.

For those idiots who dont know, that word is a created word by me.
Not some chim words that you never came across.
So, kids!
NEVER USE THIS IN WRITING COMPOSITIONS.

And i wonder who is that dumb to use this word on English papers.

P.S : Should any child use this created word, i will bear no consequences as i've warned those dumbasses not to use it. -.-

SUPERKALIFRAGILISTICEXPIADOCIOUS!
It's another created word, by the show " Mary Poppin's "
Definition : Used to express extreme excitement, happiness.

And now i wonder why i'm like introducing created words to you guys. 
-.-

Meh.
Again, for people who dont know.
It's a new word.
The meaning?
For me to know, and for you to find out!

Thank you for attending Amazing Han's english lessons!
Tune in again next week !
LOL.

Bullshit.
I know.

Meh.

Wee!
I found a job already!
SUPERMA....RKET HELPER!
Hahs!
Happy la!
Finally can work already.
After 2 weeks of wondering and searching around.
Thanks ah Ben! :D
You're the atta-SHIT man!

Shall talk about the outing on New Year.
Went out with BROTHER A, BROTHER B, AND BROTHER C!
Allen, Bernard and Cheryl the ROUNDD!
Hahas.

Ate Sakura!
The Unagi is heavenly one lor!
Must try ah!
Hahsss!

Then,
Watched Ip man AGAIN!
It's a movie that i'm willing to pay to watch twice lor!
And for two times, after watching the movie, people will like talk about it like mad.
It's that good!


Ahh! Cheryl is like hinting me to feature her in my Livejournal.
LOL.
So, lets talk about Cheryl the Round.
I call her that becauseee, She told me to imagine everything in this world is ROUND.
ROUND Cars,
ROUND Computers,
ROUND Phones,
ROUND Clothes,
ROUND Shoes,
ROUND Bus,
ROUND Buildings,
ROUND People. (I dont know why, but when i said this, i felt uncomfortable.)         ._.
LOL.
So funny rights she!
Then i went with her childish antics, and i start imagining everything she said is round.
Then, I burst out laughing!
LOL.
Hahss.
Oh yes, Thanks for asking ur friend how to put music on my Lj.
Thanks to you, Readers will enjoy this Lj more!
Hahs.

And yesterday, found some old pictures.
Some of them are just so funny la!
Hahs.
Dont feel like posting them.
Too bad!

Hahs, okay.
Bye.

NEW YEARRRR!
2009.
Hahs.

I'm seriously looking forward to alot of things.
I wanna get good resultssss.
Get into a good course.
Make new friends.
Explore the world.
Make a difference.

This year started off well.
Simply because, i'm ECSTATIC at the start of the year. (Some nonsensical reasons.)
Hahss.

And Baby, dont say i never update my livejournal horsss. 
I update already. Hehs.
For you!

Arent you touched? LOL.

Yes.
1 more day, and this dreadful year will soon be gone.

Have not been doing anythings these few days.
Same old mundane things.
I need a job, seriously.
Or i'll be bored to death.
*shouts, "ANYONE GOT LOBANGGGG?!!?"

*Echos.

Bye. -.-

I'm still sick.
Zzz.
Slept for most of the day, stil like that.
I'm becoming a pig.
._.

Ahhh, fuck.

I realised i was right not to look forward to my birthday.
Cause it simply sucked.

Well, at least my wish got granted.
Thanks to Allen & Bernard for giving me a sense of belonging.
Unlike some people who did nothing at all.
Are you guys even my friend?
Now i know, who are TRUE friends, and those who arent.
Bullshit.
Fuck you people man.

&& thanks to those who wished me a happy birthday, although it wasnt.
Hahs.

BIRTHDAY ALREADY!
WEEEE.

&dont ask me why i wasnt looking forward to my birthday just now.
Cause now, I AM ALREADY IN THE MIDST OF IT ! -.-

I'm not looking forward to my birthday la.
Sigh.
Things always happen at those times where i'm supposed to be happy.
Arg.

Well, it's still going to be my birthday in awhile.
Just do whatever i can to be happy.
._.

Well, i have only one birthday wish.
What i want, is a simple sense of belonging.

And i realised that people makes wishes to God, and others.
While i make my wish to SANTAA. 
&& he is similar to my size.
Hahs.
So cool la.

Then after i make my wish to SANTA, my present will be presented to me on Christmas when i'm sleeping.
So cool rghts!
Hehs.

And i realised i'm okay already.
LOL.
Just by the thought of the big old bearded red man who carries a big bag of desires.
HAHS.

Byee.

LOL.
Today, is so damn hilarious la.
I'm going to show u why.

Okay, today, Perling invited me and her friendly friend, Nicolas into a Msn conversation to try to invite me to church.

Perling is Life-changer, and Nicolas is Nicolas.

For easier referrence,
Perling's font is the thin black one.
Mine's the bubbly blackk one.
Friendly friend's font is the red thin one.

Heres how it looks like:




LAUGHS OUT LOUD!
Not trying to mean la, but i just said what i wanted to say in that moment.
LOL.

13 years old, talking machium he older than me. -.-
"Come to church. Church is fun!"  says Nicolas.
Oh, so church is fun! -.-

& "I'm a messenger."
WOAH, should i be afraid or something?!
Sorry for doing this, but seriously,
I DONT CARE, LOSER.
Hah.

And Perling, stop asking me to go to church la, cause i wont.
I dont even know why u asked ur 13 year old friend to ask me go. Like i would go for the sake of him. -.-
Even if i do, i would go to only one church.
You would know which church.

Eh, my first post filled with pics dedicated to ur friend Nicolas leh.
Arent you touched?
Be it, furious with me or not.
HAHS.

I DONT FUCKING CARE.
Cause you made me fucking irritated.
Too bad.

I'm still sick.
Zzz.

Walao!
I'm sick. -.-
Now, my left nostril is running. And my right nostril is like, experiencing a traffic jam. ( It's stuck. ) 
I'm coughing,
And i'm having a headache. ._.

Not feeling good, but still blogging.
You see, i'm a good blogger right ! (*Crowd cheers.)
LOLS.
Zi bi sia. ._.

Went to find ABC.
Allen.
Bernard.
Charlie.
Their names are so cool rights.
LOL.
Found them, went downstairs, talked cock, then back to their housee.
Then Allen decided to play 881 to watch. -.-
Nice show though.
The scene where the girl was dropping hair, was like, damn hilarious.
LOL.

Then went home.
And here i am, blogging.
Or rather, livejournal-ling.

I'm hungry. ._.
But, i have nuggies waiting for me!
Hehs.

And yes, i forgot to say something on the previous post.
"Not seeking attention, but needing assurance."
Sounds so Wisdom-ic.
LOL, i dont know what i'm talking about. ._.

Looking forward to meeting Jasper and perling tomorrow.
For helping their homework.
Just say i'm nice!
:D

Yes, i'm gone.
The headache is kinda killing me.
Byeee.

Thanks to all the people to came to me and showed care.
Jyou, Byou, Jyou. :D
Love u people. Well, kinda.
Maybe not.
Yes la yes la.
LOL.

I'm alrights already.
Kinda sorted things out.

Went to cut my hair with Allen and Bernard.
Tam-penis.
I mean Tampines. ._.
Went to SuperCuts and had a haircut.
Weeee.
I think it's nice. Hehs.
Look at the pic, you'll see. :D
Cool rights! HAHA.
*Coughs.

And yes, was quite shocked with what Allen did.
LOL. Shall not elaborate anymore.

That's all !
Byee.